The other day, I was walking around the apartment wearing a black velour sweatsuit. Tom glanced at me & said that I looked like a goomba, bambina, Italian, Mafia Princess in the outfit I was wearing. I laughed and said, "Hmmm, if I was in the Mafia, I could have people outed, right?" He gave me this really strange look & said, "OUTED! You mean OFF-ED! Dawn, the Mafia kills people, they don't expose homosexuals by taking them out of the closet!" Just another reason why I wouldn't make a good Mafia Princess!
Girl, I've known you for a long time & think you'd make a great mafia princess! You wouldn't be any good at the outing/offing, but you would definitely be good at giving orders. Love ya!!
O.K., I've been enjoying your blog quietly up until now, but I just had to comment on this post...bwaahaaahaaa! I got a really great mental picture and actually laughed out loud- thanks.
Also, I grew up in Massachusetts and we used to shop at Ro-Jack's all the time...they had fantastic Italian roast beef in the deli. The quote from your grandma was hilarious! It reminds of the time I brought a picture of Bjork into my stylist for a new 'do and he said, "Ohmagawd...is that Borg? She is SO cute!".
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110571651948595719">At 10:28 AM, Anonymous said...
Girl, I've known you for a long time & think you'd make a great mafia princess! You wouldn't be any good at the outing/offing, but you would definitely be good at giving orders. Love ya!!
At 12:54 PM, Anonymous said...
O.K., I've been enjoying your blog quietly up until now, but I just had to comment on this post...bwaahaaahaaa! I got a really great mental picture and actually laughed out loud- thanks.
Also, I grew up in Massachusetts and we used to shop at Ro-Jack's all the time...they had fantastic Italian roast beef in the deli. The quote from your grandma was hilarious! It reminds of the time I brought a picture of Bjork into my stylist for a new 'do and he said, "Ohmagawd...is that Borg? She is SO cute!".
Cheers,
Moira
http://www.whowantsseconds.typepad.com
At 2:24 PM, Anonymous said...
ROFLMAO. I'm cracking up just at the thought of the mofia outting someone, tony soprano style
Classic. LOL
Brenda
http://www.livejournal.com/users/fiberdiva/
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