My Life With Garlic

Can you believe it? The big day is just a week away. I'll soon be a Mrs.... FREAKY!! Things are beginning to come together.

I picked up my wedding dress. There's a bit of drama with that, but, I will not stress about it. You see, without giving too much away, my dress is very fitted. This has been a major thorn in my seamstresses side because she's had to it adjust 6 times. I mean, if I lose 1/2 pound it's falling down. And I've not been trying to lose weight, but I guess all the running around & anxiety just made that happen. Ligia screamed at me & warned that since she doesn't live in RI, I'd better stay one weight/size because she will not be there to fix anything at the last minute. So, I've been very focused on that. At my fitting 1 & 1/2 weeks ago everything fit & she was finally able to work on the length & the train.

Today I picked it up & tried it on & guess what? It's too tight! It fits everywhere but in my boobs. And it's bursting at the seams there. Dangerous Liaisons, tight corset, bursting. Yes, it's that time of the month so the boobies have expanded. Much to Tom's delight & my horror. I never even noticed how voluptuous I get during my monthly visit, but today I did. I had a bit of a meltdown, but, my wedding day is still a week away. I'm staying away from any salt, sugar, carbs, anything else that adds to breast mass. If that doesn't work than I'll start taking those pills for bloating. And a few prays couldn't hurt. I want to look pretty & elegant walking down the aisle, not like a DEADWOOD Madame!

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At 10:31 AM, Chatty said...

Good luck to you!

Michele sent me.

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At 10:46 AM, Anonymous said...

I'm sure you'll look gorgeous and stunning! And I can't believe your March wedding has arrived so quickly--it seems like just the other day you were setting the date. I will be holding glorious thoughts for you that everything goes smoothly. What time is the ceremony (so I can hold a good thought for you at the appropriate Pacific time)? Can't wait to see the photos!

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At 5:06 PM, i *heart* paper said...

Congratulations!! Hang in there. My fingers are crossed for early spring warming trends in RI - either way, it will be gorgeous there.

If you need a last-minute seamstress, there is a GREAT hole-in-the-wall place off of Hope Street downtown (across from CVS) that does a fantastic job, and so fast, too!!

Can't wait to see photos. Best wishes from me and husband!!

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At 1:44 AM, Anonymous said...

Oh honey! YOu are going to look great! Simply Dashing! Smile! Chin up! Rest.. relax.. Enjoy!

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At 11:36 AM, Dawn Falcone said...

Hi Chatty & welcome.

Crafty Carolina good luck with your big day.

Marilyn - I know, can you believe it? My ceremony starts at 3:30pm.

I heart paper- Thanks so much for the info. I may need it.

Ivy - Thanks so much.

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At 12:46 PM, Lu said...

so exciting. can not wait to hear more details.

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At 6:34 AM, aliceinparis said...

Hi there, Congratulations!!! What an exciting day! hard to believe it has arrived already. I wish you all the best and more! Showers of rose petals falling on you all day!
Cheers,
Shelagh aka Blueberrymoon

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At 6:18 PM, jEFF said...

Hey Dawn!

Bekkah and I hope your day is wonderful!!

Vas a hablas el espanol todos los tiempes en Mexico.

But better than I do.

Jeff

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